A true relation of an unprecedented birthday outing

The 19th day of the eleventh month this year marks the 16th year of the birth of my pal - KC . The day began at 12 noon, when i woke up to the cacophony of the birds and insects outside . Surely the incessant chirping and the melodious orchestra by the crickets would brighten up my day . Adam called and cracked a morning joke, until i told him it wasnt morning . At least he did remind me it was KC's birthday- today. I fed my hamsters and called KC, sang a birthday song and he told me about an arranged outing later on at 7.30 pm . Expected? No. Unprecedented? Yes. Then came 7 pm, i ate hot dogs and went out . Reached Kentucky's Fried Chicken at 8pm, saw a conglomeration of my friends and two, rather meek aliens that i know not of . One was a tall bespectacled male, and another treacled-haired female whose name was Mike. I ate at KFC, washed up, fidled with my hairband and went off to get a birthday cake for the birthday boy. Our final destination was on the 12th floor of a place called Sky Garden. There he blowed his candles, made a wish and there we presented a gift to him. What was it? You've guessed it right, a box of condoms. We wanted to make sure he knew what to do on the bed, you know? precautions and stuff . Well i got a tad jealous as Mike, being the only female, got more attention than me. For once everyone was smiling . We filled a condom with water and tossed it around, like a water balloon-it is disgusting to relate to you how we played with it. At last, with final wishes to KC, we left for home. On the way home, Benny told me that the female alien was Mika, not Mike! At that point of time, i felt like throwing up-for the fact i regarded her as Mike. Sorry? Ha!