Raven's true birthday - A truly unbelievable account

This is absurd. I found out that it is today, 27th november where Raven's birthday falls. I was conned, duped and tricked into believing that his birthday falls on Wednesday and Thursday respectively twice- i was tricked twice. I rubbed my eyes in disbelief when my friend told me it is today. Altogether i have wished him Happy Birthday thrice, what a fool am i. Till now i still cannot believe i fell for Cheng's ruse. Well, to make matters worse, my computer is infected with a contagious disease. The problem- after working for 3 hours it simply shuts down and wont be functional until 6 hours later. I'd say its contagious because Cheng's computer is having some problems too, you see our computers were perfect until a few days ago. It started with mine and now Cheng's computer is having problems too. Without my computer running, boredom is fast catching up with me. Hey books, it is time i stop turning my back on you guys. I read a book titled "The secret diary of Adrian Mole aged 13 and 3/4" by Sue Townsend. This book is full of wonderful poetries.
Here is an exerpt-

The trees explode into a bud, indeed some of them are in leaf. Their branches thrust themselves into the sky like drunken scarecrows. Their trunks writhe and twist into the earth and form a plethora of roots. The brilliant sky hovers uncertainly like a shy bride at the door of her nuptial chamber. Birds wing and scrape their erratic way into the cottom-wool clouds like drunken scarecrows. The translucent brook gurgles majestically towards its journey's end. 'To the sea!' it cries, 'to the sea!' It endlessly repeats.

A lonely boy, his loins afire, sits and watches his calm reflection in the torrential brook. His heart is indeed heavy. His eyes fall on to the ground and rest on a wondrous majestic many-hued butterfly. The winged insect takes flight and the boy's eyes are carried far away until they are a speck on the red-hued sunset. He senses on a zephyr a hope for mankind.

In God we trust.

A marvelous birthday, or not .

Well, i guess birthdays' are a tad too common now, it seems ubiquitous enough to infiltrate my everyday life. This is the day, 16 years ago, the day that Raven was born. Silly enough, we managed an outing at Jurong swimming complex. You see, that is the only swimming pool capable of letting us enjoy and worth our time. Although it isnt on par with Wild Wild Wet, i guess this should do. The wave pool was the best facility, mighty rain patted on us violently, so strong it stung. Huge waves, at a towering height of 0.5m splashing on us. The slides were awesome, we used it over 6 times. The lazy pool was, well rather dirty, with dead leaves and underwear hitching a ride on the waters. I wasnt sure how many people took a leak in that pool, it reeked of urine. At 7.30pm, we figured out we were rather hungry, so to Kentucky's we went, and that was our dining place . I wasnt really sure how many times i ate at Kentucky's this week. Counting from last thursday, i have eaten at that restaurant 4 times already and its only wednesday! I shared a meal with Kaijie, it was a new buddy meal with the all new black pepper chicken. I've had it! No more Kentucky's . The black pepper chicken was unbelievably spicy, i had a hard time eating it. Everyone was panting and gulping down drinks, to a point that they would even drink from a tap. On the way home, Keane told us that his probation officer called and he could well be in trouble, so much for a Birthday party. Take that you scum. Anyway, i must go now. I reek of chlorine .

Another day to herald . . .

I woke up, to the sudden quietness and stillness of my home. It was unusual indeed, for i have two younger brothers capable of making noises to a point that a deaf woman next door could bang on the wall. I walked out, to see my brother playing on MY COMPUTER, tapping vigorously on the mouse. Seeing that he had hacked it, my lips twisted into an evil smile. I tip-toed behind him and without warning, jolted him violently. This sent him into a sulk and he locked himself in his room. Round one to me. I steadied myself and entered into the world of BlackShot. 4.30 pm : i left home for Cheng's place. 5.30 pm : Arrived at suntec city mall with Cheng. Apparently, Benson had a job interview there and so Cheng and I went there to meet up with Adam and he. Kentucky's became our dining place. Adam was adaucious enough to get another free mashed potato by tricking the staff that they left out mine. Great, i thought! I didnt want to be implicated so i sat further away from him. You know, he risked me becoming a juvenile delinquent. Finally, we went to the fountain of wealth. It was a sight to behold, the projectors actually used the jutting water mist as the platform for the images, how clever! Saw someone at the last cubicle in the toilet in an akward position. I discussed it with the others and agreed that a gay couple was engaging in a BJ session. Thats the only rational reason i could think of .

A true relation of an unprecedented birthday outing

The 19th day of the eleventh month this year marks the 16th year of the birth of my pal - KC . The day began at 12 noon, when i woke up to the cacophony of the birds and insects outside . Surely the incessant chirping and the melodious orchestra by the crickets would brighten up my day . Adam called and cracked a morning joke, until i told him it wasnt morning . At least he did remind me it was KC's birthday- today. I fed my hamsters and called KC, sang a birthday song and he told me about an arranged outing later on at 7.30 pm . Expected? No. Unprecedented? Yes. Then came 7 pm, i ate hot dogs and went out . Reached Kentucky's Fried Chicken at 8pm, saw a conglomeration of my friends and two, rather meek aliens that i know not of . One was a tall bespectacled male, and another treacled-haired female whose name was Mike. I ate at KFC, washed up, fidled with my hairband and went off to get a birthday cake for the birthday boy. Our final destination was on the 12th floor of a place called Sky Garden. There he blowed his candles, made a wish and there we presented a gift to him. What was it? You've guessed it right, a box of condoms. We wanted to make sure he knew what to do on the bed, you know? precautions and stuff . Well i got a tad jealous as Mike, being the only female, got more attention than me. For once everyone was smiling . We filled a condom with water and tossed it around, like a water balloon-it is disgusting to relate to you how we played with it. At last, with final wishes to KC, we left for home. On the way home, Benny told me that the female alien was Mika, not Mike! At that point of time, i felt like throwing up-for the fact i regarded her as Mike. Sorry? Ha!